that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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