Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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