yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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