is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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