they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Actions speak louder than pants.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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