we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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