Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Its about making memories worth repressing
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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