is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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