We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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