I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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