yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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