I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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