k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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