She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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