You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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