Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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