And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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