4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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