No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Sober January is a disaster.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
