I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
