This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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