forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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