i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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