so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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