there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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