my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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