quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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