Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
