Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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