Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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