Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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