I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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