no. you can't hotbox the world.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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