nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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