If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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