I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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