kristin has been a bad kristin
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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