What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
