He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
