I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I had to cum in my sink.
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