Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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