I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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