i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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