I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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