If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
