Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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