would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I am available for nakedness
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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