Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Randomize