I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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