Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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