at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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