You really coming over, don't trick.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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