The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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