this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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