i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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