thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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