we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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