Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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